Evil UNLEASHED

Recently, one of my dearest friends gifted me a book.

I love books.

I especially like THIS book.

It's titled "Forbidden Knowledge: 101 things NOT everyone should know how to do" by Michael Powell.

Yeah.... I realize, I'm one of those people who just SHOULDN'T know how to make some of these things. Nonetheless, this marvelous piece of work has landed upon my hands and boy do I have some plans to make. After all, life is too short, we have to enjoy it to its max. If this means incurring in the wicked and dangerous, count me in!

I've talked all my best friends into doing it. Let's face it, we all love a little bit of turmoil here and there. So... if your car goes missing, your safe has been cracked or you're about to buy in ebay, you better watch out. This is just about to get very interesting.

For starters, today we started by the Elevator Jokes. For once, we placed a sign, which you could only see once the elevator doors shut from the inside, with a "cables broken, use elevator at your own risk". Fixing a few wires we made it so the light bulb would spark and turn on/off continously. Oh, was it funny or WHAT to hear the people screaming inside!

An hour later, we each placed ourselves in a different floor of the building next door (offices). I went into the elevator. In EACH floor I would hold the open button until one of my friends came in. HAHAHA!!! You should've seen the faces on the people inside... XD My GOD.... We laughed so hard afterwards. I think it took us like 25 minutes to finally get to the first floor and by then people wanted to kill us.

Finally, I entered a random elevator in a random place. There must've been like 10 people in there. Suddenly I started to scream. People started to scream, and then everyone started squishing around, until at the first stop everybody got off the elevator. I stayed behind, cracking up.

Ah... giving me this book: grave mistake.

Next... Watch out for your cars! <3